You see, my decisions are rarely sound, but they are always made in advance. So when you see me incurring a $5 ATM fee to get $10 for three slices of pizza at midnight and you think, "Man, he's going to regret that in the morning," you are mistaken, for in the morning I will take great satisfaction in erasing "Make poor choice regarding money and cheese" from my list of things to do.
Are you reading Will Gordon’s “Drinking the Bottom Shelf” column at Serious Eats? Why not? Joyous.
