LOLBev: Archive

Mar 27th

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On evening follies

I come home and scoop the cat litter. I open the window. I clean some dishes in the sink and cut open my finger while cleaning the blender. This happens about 3 out of every 10 times I clean the blender. I eat a smoothie for breakfast at least 3 days a week. Math! I clean myself up and realize the cats are going crazy and there is clanging around outside. I think there is a giant rat on the fire...

Mar 27th

clientsfromhell: Client: I need all of this on a hard drive. Me: Sure, I can do that. There is about 200 GB of footage. Would you like me to provide the hard drive and just bill you? Client: No, I will send you one. The next day I receive a 4GB flash drive with only 320 MB available. Me: Um, this won’t work, there isn’t nearly enough space. Client: Can’t you just zip it? Just zip it! zip...

Mar 26th

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Watch

whiskeysoaked: Mark McNairy - New Amsterdam Women’s F/W ‘12 BTS This collection epitomizes my dream wardrobe I was forever in love with McNairy anyway, so YEAH.

Mar 26th

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On Choices

Monday night at my favorite Chinatown dive bar I sat across the table from my best ladyfriend clasping hands as we talked about secrets, choices, and the realities of being alone in this world. Not in the way that we both don’t have plenty of friends who are our families, and love us, but in the way that if we need a familial affiliation for legal or financial reasons or otherwise, that’s not...

Mar 23rd

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Mar 23rd

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Mar 23rd

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Mar 22nd

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Mar 22nd

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Mar 22nd

Mar 21st

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fire at Home/Made →

The women who operate home/made are an awesome couple who are committed to tasty food with local produce + ingredients and even if you’re not BK-centric like me, I’d consider giving them $5. They host and cater benefits that are awesome and have an annual un-superbowl party with AbFab all day! Also, the diner next door to me is doing a grilled lemon drop martini + all the proceeds...

Mar 20th

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Mar 19th

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On going outside

sometimes tumblr feels like talking to myself in the best way. I am super angry about some (full-time) job ish. I suppose all I can do is go outside in about half an hr and eat a grapefruit in the sunshine and try to make some decisions, or at least think a little.

Mar 14th

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